We’ve been so busy we almost forgot about the Punky Moms Forum August Newsletter…better late than never!
I mean busy, when I say Jen packed up the whole family and left the swaying palm trees of Florida for the sticks of West Virginia to go and hunt some wild game… No…not really..she’s too busy wrangling her own wild animals, between her 3 kids, husband, and 1,610 Punky Moms!
Sarah moved also! But what’s more important is she is having a BOY! We will call the Fanning spawn “Fang Fang” for now up until the blood war over name decisions is over in Washington DC. It’s quite possible little Fang, may just remain a Fang Fang Fanning until his mother is allowed to drink a bottle of wine then bust it over someone’s head. Log in and stay tuned on that gossip for sure!
Does the news get any more fuckin exciting? Yes it does! The Punkystore will be launching at any moment now! Maybe by the time you’ve read this letter even! What’s in store? REALLY CUTE TOPS! Winter has been slaving her ass in the name of Punkymoms (the kitchen has silkscreen ink permanently sunk into the grout on the floors) working on the cutest one of a kind hand screened, tanks, tunics, puffy sleeve tops and thermals! Get them while they last, cause she may just hop the next cruise ship to Buzios at any moment and never come back! There’s other goodies too…
Guess what? We are going all balls out bad ass with the board pretty soon too! We will be driving the Mercedes Benz of boards…Invision Power Boards, with all kinds of bitchen new features, including the one that diapers and feeds your child so you can post more on Punkymoms!!! WHOOOT!!!
If you have 250 posts you can access our new board “MILF” where we feature a different Punkymom every month or so and we get to torture them with dirty questions and such. Log in and learn more about the beautiful and amazing Jess (prncsofrn) our first MILF! Special thanks to our very own MILF wrangler, Brianna!