Whether it is National Pizza Day, Christmas, or a Tuesday… we all know that we have a special someone, a pizza fan in their life. If you really want to show you care then these delicious pizza gift ideas will be sure to wet your appetite.
All that hot, greasy, cheesy goodness reminded me that Valentine’s Day is another reason to buy some pizza gifts.
I know what you’re thinking… how in the world can I possibly show my pizza-loving lover just how much they mean to me? Don’t worry, I’m here to help. Here’s a list of some of the most delicious pizza gifts to make your sweetie’s mouth water.
Saint Pizza Pillar Candles
What’s Valentine’s Day without a little mood lighting? Get the perfect romantic ambiance with these Saint Pizza pillar candles.
​Sex, Pizza & Horror Booty Shorts
Lingerie is a staple of Valentine’s Day, but your special person deserves something that really allows them to express themselves. These pizza undies will convey what she really wants.
The Ultimate Pizza Onesie
Maybe your lover is a little more on the reserved side, or maybe they’re always a little chilly. Either way, this head to toe pizza onesie will make them feel fresh-out-of-the-oven hot!
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Pizza Wristlet
This slice is the perfect size for ID, compact, and lipstick… everything she needs for her date with you! Although the original Betsey Johnson one is no longer available, you can get this great Pizza Wristlet which is just as cool.
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Pizza Slice USB Flash Drive
I know you’re probably thinking “really? A flash drive?!?” but if you fill it with sexy photos*, it’s the perfect gift. Or it’s really creepy. Regardless, it’s a cute little pizza slice.
*nudes
​ Buy Me Pizza T-Shirt
Maybe your lover doesn’t know what to buy you? Well, you can’t dump them, so time to drop some mega hints – here’s a pizza shirt.
​True Love Lapel Pin By Hungry Hipsters
Is there anything cuter than an emoji couple? Only an emoji couple holding pizza forever encapsulated in enamel! I want someone to look at me like I look at pizza.
Pizza Party Pepperoni Slice Sunglasses
Pizza. Sunglasses. My future is so bright with pizza in it, I gotta wear shades. That is all.
Pizza Party Umbrella By Sourpuss
I’ve been told “you can’t appreciate the sunny days without the rainy ones.” This pizza umbrella (with skulls!) will make it a little easier to get through those rainy days.
Super Cute Pizza Gift Earrings
Jewelry is another classic Valentine’s Day gift. Sure, you COULD buy her diamonds, or you could buy her these adorable little pizza slice earrings with heart shaped pepperonis and drippy smiles! The choice is pretty obvious.
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“All We Need Is Pizza And…” Halter Top
Honestly, do we really need anything else for a pizza gift? Aside from this halter top stating the fact, of course.
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Assorted Pizza Slice Keychains
Maybe you don’t have just one Valentine, maybe you have many. And maybe you’re really cheap. Wow, you’re a jerk. But, there’s even a gift option for jerks! These pizza slice keychains come in a lot of 12, so you should probably have enough for your entire harem and you’ll be spending less than a buck a piece. Man you suck.
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“I’m Hot And Ready” Tee
I’m hot and ready for some pizza. Seriously what more do you want? Click and get it here.
Tricia Crackers is a pizza slinging, red lipstick wearing, pop punk mom from the Pittsburgh area. When not petting cats, she enjoys adult beverage consumption and t-shirt altering.
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haha these are amazing quirky gifts! who doesn’t love pizza! my favourite is the USB and the umbrella!
haha these are amazing quirky gifts! who doesn’t love pizza! my favourite is the USB and the umbrella!
well I have to say I am not that mad about pizza but the gifts are certainly unique
This made me laugh, I love pizza and didn’t know there was so much stuff that you could buy with it on!
Haha, I had no idea you could get so many pizza-themed gifts! I rather like the bag, very quirky.
Lol so many pizzas it is making me hungry! The umbrella looks fun reminds me of Skinny Dip or Farfetch!
I didn’t realise pizza had such a following! I think I’ll stick to the edible variety!
I love pizza! I love the onesie – my daughter would love one as her pop idol Katy Perry wears one! Some fabulously funky gift ideas here! Kaz x
That Pizza Lapel Pin is sweet :)
Haa haa, these are great – not sure I am quite pizza mad enough though
What unusual gifts, my teen would probably love a pizza umbrella. That onsie is crazy x
These are great ideas, im not the worlds biggest pizza fan, but the onesie is pretty amazing x
I love pizza and could eat it everyday if I had to.Great gift ideas!