Friday aka Fuck It All
get kids ready for school
send them out the door on time
Oops, someone forgot a book
Make dr appts
Oooh! You can get her in today? YES!
Fuck Friday… its 9am. appt is @11… office is 45 minutes away. And there is construction… UGH
Get kids frantically dressed.
try to find your own matching pairs of shoes….
15 minutes later, find 2 shoes that match.
Oh god… I’m out of diapers… SHIT! AND WIPES! FUCK!!!!
Get kids in car.
CRAMPS!!! FUCK YOU MOTHER NATURE!
Get in car. No gas
Spend last 14 bucks on gas to get to dr.
Don’t forget to make a withdrawl from the drained bank account
go to sams club for groceries and diapers
Realize we wont make it home in time for lunch so get hotdogs for less than a dollar at Sams club.
put them all down for naps
start packing for grandmas
kids too excited to sleep. put them back to bed.
put them back to bed…
put them back…. yeah. it keeps going for like an hour or more if you let it.
mopping (MAYBE…. )
Watch kids get off bus
Make snacks that they all asked for yet nobody likes once they get it.
monitor snack time to make sure messes don’t happen
Grandma is here!
Go through grandmas list of “you are so inept so I wrote everything down in black and white for you dumbass”
Watch Papa roll his eyes at grandma and share a chuckle with you when back is turned.
Put kids in car.
Walk back into house
Scream for joy on the inside that you are now down to 2.
Cry because you are down to only 2….
Send to park for an hour while cooking dinner
yell for kids when dinner is done
eat. if the cramps arent too bad.
send kids back to bed
send kids back to bed.
send kids… you get the idea.
Holy shit they are sleeping!
Watch netflix/hulu/amazon forgetting about all the chores you need to finish because you are tired and can’t figure out why.
Realize at 3am you haven’t done a damned thing and forgot to switch the laundry
say fuck the laundry and rewash for the 4th time in the morning.
Lay down and play mah jong til alarm goes off to get up in morning…
FML Friday I’m exhausted … UGH.
Start all over again. minus 3 kids and school.
Read Hera Caine’s more loving post about Motherhood here