Five Reasons Why You Should Join Our Girl Gang (Sign Up To The Forums)

The ultimate alternative parenting community.

  1. We have some of the best parents out there as members. Need help with a carseat? Someone here can help. Need help with overactive letdown? Someone here can help. Need help with a sparkplug in a ’55 Chevy Malibu? (Did Chevy make a Malibu in ’55?) Someone here can help with that too.

  2. We’re not that other place. You know the one. The one with all the upbeat “uh-huh!” moms. The one where if you’re a teeny bit different you get forced out, in a non-forceful kind of way. The one where you can’t even mention you have a drawer full of raunchy sex toys because normal people just don’t actually use those, silly! Well, we love discussing which Rabbit is really worth 150$ and which strap-on is the most realistic. We also love discussing where to keep those things so our impressionable young don’t find them and we don’t have to pass them off as funny massagers and mommy’s toys – don’t touch!

  3. We really are a community. A village if you will. The one that helps raise your child. The one that helps raise you too. We have regular swaps, share photos, share joy, share grief, share hilarious “it happened to me!” stories and share about our financial woes.

  4. Got pink hair? That’s OK. Got Brown hair? That’s OK too. Got Tattoos and/or piercings? That’s also OK. We can even help ya with everything from your design to how to pick an artist to your aftercare. Got one kid? Got a passle of kids? TTC? Currently pregnant? Adopt? Foster? Babysit? Come on in! We take everyone. We’ve even got some dyed-hair, tattooed soccer moms. “Blasphemy!” you say? It’s true. We want you just the way you are, as long as you accept that everyone is is just the way they are too. No cookie cutter people here, but if there were, it’d be ok!

  5. Punky Moms has had the same admin team for the past mumble years. Has it really been ELEVEN!? Craziness. We know our members, Some of them are our best long distance and local friends. Most of you we know by name, we know your kids names, and chances are you’ve watched our kids grow up as well. Guess what, we’ll still be here eleven years from now. If we’re lucky, we’ll watch our grandkids grow up too. We’re just that kind of place.

OK, one more.

We offer all of our forums for free. No need to pay to join, every single parenting-related area is 100% free of charge. So is our blog. What’s that mean? Zero down time. Punky Moms is open 24/7/365. We pay a pretty penny to not share hosting and it’s worth every cent.

So, bring yourself, bring a friend, bring your mom, bring your dad, bring your husband, bring your wife, bring your tattoo artist (hey, they have kids too!), bring your neighbor and come join the village that will help raise your child. We can’t wait to meet you.

JOIN NOW!!!

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We are not just Punkers anymore, we are now parents, with the same passions that we always had to make living on this earth a better place. When it comes down to it, we are just open-minded moms, who love raising children…it’s simple, back to the basics parenting…without judgement. Everyone is welcome

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