Pizza Gift Guide! Pizza Day Wishlist! Pizza Is Life!

Happy National Pizza Day! 

All that hot, greasy, cheesy goodness reminded me that Valentine’s Day is just around the corner! 
 
I know what you’re thinking, how in the world can I possibly show my pizza-loving Valentine just how much they mean to me? Don’t worry, I’m here to help.  Here’s a list of some of the most delicious gifts to make your sweetie’s mouth water.
 

Saint Pizza Pillar Candles

What’s Valentine’s Day without a little mood lighting?  Get the perfect romantic ambiance with these Saint Pizza pillar candles.  
 
National Pizza Day - Pizza Gift Ideas 

​Sex, Pizza & Horror Booty Shorts

Lingerie is a staple of Valentine’s Day, but your special lady deserves something that really allows her to express herself.  These pizza undies will convey what she really wants.

Pizza Gift Guide Booty Shorts
 

The Ultimate Pizza Onesie

 
Maybe your Valentine is a little more on the reserved side, or maybe they’re always a little chilly.  Either way, this head to toe pizza onesie will make them feel fresh-out-of-the-oven hot!
 
National Pizza Day - Pizza Gift Ideas
 

Betsey Johnson Pizza Wristlet

 
This slice is the perfect size for ID, compact, and lipstick… everything she needs for her Valentine’s date with you!
 
Betsey Johnson Pizza Purse - Pizza Gift
 

Pizza Slice USB Flash Drive

 
I know you’re probably thinking “really? A flash drive?!?” but if you fill it with sexy photos*, it’s the perfect gift.  Or it’s really creepy. Regardless, it’s a cute little pizza slice.
 
*nudes
 
Pizza Gift Guide USB
 

Send Pizza T-Shirt

Maybe your Valentine is kind of a prude and isn’t into nudes? Well, I’d say dump them, but that’s rude, so instead here’s a pizza shirt. But seriously, dump them.
 
 
Pizza Gift T-shirt Rebel Circus
 

True Love Lapel Pin By Hungry Hipsters

 
Is there anything cuter than an emoji couple?  Only an emoji couple holding pizza forever encapsulated in enamel!
 
Pizza Gift Pin - Pizza valentine
 

Pizza Party Pepperoni Slice Sunglasses

Pizza. Sunglasses.  That is all.
 pizza gift sunglasses
 
 
 

Pizza Party Umbrella By Sourpuss

 
I’ve been told “you can’t appreciate the sunny days without the rainy ones.” This pizza umbrella will make it a little easier to get through those rainy days.  
 
Pizza Gift Guide - Pizza Umbrella
 

Super Cute Pizza Gift Earrings

 
Jewelry is another classic Valentine’s Day gift.  Sure, you COULD buy her diamonds, or you could buy her these adorable little pizza slice earrings with heart shaped pepperonis and drippy smiles!  The choice is pretty obvious.
 
Pizza Gift - Pizza Earrings
 
 

“All We Need Is Pizza And…” Halter Top

Honestly, do we really need anything else for a pizza gift? Aside from this halter top stating the fact, of course.
 
Ultimate Pizza Gift Halter
 
 

Assorted Pizza Slice Keychains

 
Maybe you don’t have just one Valentine, maybe you have many.  And maybe you’re really cheap. Wow, you’re a jerk. But, there’s even a gift option for jerks! These pizza slice keychains come in a lot of 12, so you should probably have enough for your entire harem and you’ll be spending less than a buck a piece.  Man you suck.
 
Pizza Gift KeyChains for your pizza BFFS
 
 

“Pizza Is My Valentine” Tank Top

And don’t forget, with a pizza gift, you’ve got true love.
 
Pizza Gift Guide Tank Top
 
 
Featured Image from the fantastic TiffyQuake.com
 
Pizza Gift Guide

About Tricia 7 Articles
Tricia Crackers is a pizza slinging, red lipstick wearing, pop punk mom from the Pittsburgh area. When not petting cats, she enjoys adult beverage consumption and t-shirt altering.

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