Once again, Saint Valentine’s day is upon us. The greeting card holiday that everybody loves to hate. Before you find yourself wandering around the corner market looking at boxes of sub-par chocolate, and cringe worthy greeting cards (do you remember that SNL sketch?), check out our list of gothic valentine macabre treasures for your beloved’s cold, black heart.
If you are looking for a last-minute gift for the dark mistress of your heart you will be sure to find some ideas here.
A goth with a morbid sense of humour is likely to appreciate many of these gifts.i It does not have to be Valentine’s Day to buy a gift you know. Anytime is a great time to express your love and your dark side.
The Gothic Valentine Gift Guide
Nothing says forever like coffin shaped jewels. One of Blood Milk Jewel’s newest creations, the Easeful Death ring comes in two sizes with the option of Onyx, Labradorite, or Moonstone. $250
Wash away those sins with this Rose Milk bath bomb by Cottage Wicks. The smell is divine. $6
Handmade poppets by DoctorMorose. A little role playing perhaps?
If you simply must keep with Valentine tradition, consider the gorgeous paper art and greeting cards by Diablo Jo. 4.00
Strange Woman Society (Hey, that’s us!) offers a range of t-shirts and other esoteric themed goods $26.50
An anatomically correct chocolate skull by BlackChocolateCo would make a delicious treat! $95
We love a good subscription box. Have you seen the gothic one? Black Box Subscriptions start at $20
Prints, cards, and shirts by Poison Apple Printshop $7
For more gift ideas check out our Punky Moms Curated Gift Guides section. Be prepared to want everything!