wsw for serious, yet hilarious friendship

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Need Mom friends

wsw

woman seeking woman

for serious, yet hilarious friendship

age 29-45
kids a must
2 or more preferred
relative distance non-specific*

must be available monthly for meet-ups,
weekly for phone calls,
daily for texts.
hourly updates in emergency situations including but not limited to:
ridiculous arguments with husband/boyfriend over sex/lack of sex/toilet paper rolls
child with medical “situation” **
momentary lapse of judgement in dessert choice
missed or late period

in search of someone who will tell me when my house smells like a wet dog, but never tell anyone else my house sometimes smells like a wet dog.

willing to share photos of monster zits, weird bed-head, and stray facial hair. cool with curse words used as punctuation, misspelled messages, and hysterical crying when necessary.

required to tell-it-like-it-is, even if it’s not what I want to hear.

must be kind to strangers, but also know how to discreetly point out a person’s poor fashion choice.

should be comfortable being seen with me in public wearing same clothes i slept in.

sneakers not heels.
jersey and denim.
mostly not makeup.
occasionally cocktails.
always coffee.
never judgement.

very long goodbyes after too short visits.

 

*in the case that you are states or seas away, a good long email or Facebook tag within a sappy/hilarious meme is acceptable and required on the regular.

**injuries “possibly” requiring stitches, injuries “probably” requiring stitches, injuries definitely requiring stitches, minor injuries you just freaked out and drove to the hospital about, removal of foreign bodies, parasites

 

please do not respond directly to this post. email only. subject: BFF asap.

mock ad for a new best friend

 

About Stephanie 7 Articles
Stephanie is mom of three and currently residing 30.4 miles away from her BFF, Nicole (also mom of three). Barely surviving on phone calls, texts, and infrequent hangs- they didn’t meet on craigslist, but could possibly have known each other in a previous life. Kindred spirits. Mom-friends. World travelers. (okay it was Epcot in February)

5 Comments

  1. This is super funny. I don’t have kids or actually want kids and I have trouble finding anyone where I live that doesn’t have or isn’t planning on having kids in the next year or two.

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