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Cookin’ Time! Raw Chocolate Cake/Tart

Don’t be intimidate by it’s name, we hear this is one tasty treat! It’s pretty easy to make too. One of our mamas is still kicking ass and taking names on a raw food diet (erm… something I failed to maintain 100% myself *sigh*) and share this birthday treat recipe with us.

This is the cake my bosses wife made for my birthday. The “regular eaters” loved it’s chocolate-y ness just as much.

Crust

  • 1/2 cup cocoa powder
  • 1/2 cup carob powder
  • 1/2 cup finely ground almonds
  • 1/3 cup agave syrup (could use maple in a pinch)
  • 1/4 cup coconut oil

Filling

  • 2 cups cocoa powder
  • 1 1/2 cups agave syrup
  • 1 cup coconut oil
  • 1 TBS vanilla
  • 1 TBS Lucuma powder (optional)
  • 1 TBS Maca Powder (optional)

Crust ~ Combine and mix all ingredients into dough, press in to a 7″ pan and up the sides. chill for at least 1 hour

Filling~ Combine in blender/processor until smooth, pour in to crust chill for at least one hour

That’s it! Raw food can be soooo easy to prepare and taste so good! Don’t get me wrong, raw can be a pain in the arse to prepare too (blenders, dehydrators, spirooli’s, the list  of gadgets never ends) but for the most part it’s pretty easy if you aren’t too into “Haute Cuisine”.

Cookin’ Time! Big Batch Jambalaya

I got this out of a magazine (you all remember my cookbooks, right?) so I can’t claim it entirely as my own. I did edit it a little last night, so I’m posting that version. So I guess it’s mostly mine, yah?

Big Batch Jambalaya

prep time is about half an hour, cook time is about an hour, yields about 13 servings that are about 1 cup each (does the word about look or sound weird to you yet?)

  • 3 boneless, skinless chicken breasts, cubed (single breasts, not the full double breast)
  • 3 Tbsp olive oil, divided (I eyed this and used more than 3 Tbsp)
  • 2 pounds kielbasa, sliced into medallions
  • 3 small or 2 medium green peppers, coarsely chopped
  • 2 medium or 1.5 large vidalia onions, coarsely chopped (I had half of one in the fridge, plus one more large)
  • 6 – 8 garlic cloves, minced
  • 32 oz beef broth (I like the stuff in the box)
  • 2 cans diced tomatoes (the 15 oz cans)
  • 1.5 cups water
  • 3/4 Cup Dijon mustard
  • 1/4 Cup mince fresh parsley
  • 1/2 tsp. dried thyme
  • 2 Tbsp Worcestershire sauce
  • 1.5 Cups uncooked long grain rice
  • 1 pound uncooked scallops or shrimp (if shrimp, peeled & deveined)

In a dutch oven (or  a large pot with a lid that fits), cook chicken in 1 Tbsp oil until no longer pink; remove and set aside. In the same pot, cook and stir the kielbasa, peppers and onions in remaining oil until the onions are tender. You may have to add a little more oil. I did. Add the garlic and cook for another minute.

Stir in the broth, tomatoes, water, mustard, parsley, thyme and Worcestershire. Bring to a boil. Reduce heat, cover & simmer for ten minutes.

Add the rice and return to a boil. Reduce heat, cover and simmer for 25 – 30 minutes or until rice is tender. *** If you are using scallops, set your timer for 20 minutes instead and then stir them in and reset your timer for another ten minutes ***

If you used shrimp, after the 25 – 30 minutes stir in them and the chicken in, cook for 2 – 4 minutes longer or until the shrimp turn pink.

If you used scallops, stir in the chicken and cook until heated through.

We made this last night before graduation and no one had a chance to eat it. I took a bowl to my friends house when we dropped off the kids, and when we got home at 10 we all ate. It was delicious. The original recipe called for less chicken and kielbasa, added ham, cayenne pepper and was shrimp not scallops. I think this is so forgiving because it’s a jambalaya, and the one I shared above just turned out perfectly. If you want a little heat, add the cayenne pepper. It called for 1.5 – 2 tsp, but adjust to taste. Maybe a dash of Tobasco or the like instead even. We will definitely be making it again. Yep, ours is gone, but hey, we fed seven adults dinner with it and two portions for lunch today. Not too bad! Not too pricey either. I don’t have a break down, but I think it was maybe a dollar or two a serving in actual food cost (not accounting for time to prepare or energy to run the stove).

PunkyMoms is Selling a PDF Mini Cookbook & Giving Away a Prize!

Yep, you read right! We’ve put together a mini cookbook to help fund our full sized cookbook! It’s a rockin’ PDF too, full of my favourite at-home recipes. This bit is at the bottom, but for you impatient types (you know who you are – I am too!) we’re selling a mini cookbook in PDF format, and since you happened to buy this book, we’re giving you a raffle ticket too! This lets us get around pesky legal issues. Visit this page to get your tickets

You can buy as many PDFs as you want! Feel free to just download it once. It wont change just because you buy more. For every PDF you purchase you will get, direct to your email, one number to an actual ticket that I will write your full  name on and drop in a box.

For every 75$ in PDF cookbooks we sell, we will draw one winner. This will be an ongoing raffle until we get rid of all the prizes and I’ve got one surprise raffle to run at the end.

But wait, there’s more! Share this page on your blog and post the link (to your blog) in the comments below and be entered in a contest to win two tickets! We’ll be picking two winners to give tickets to. We want to spread the word far and wide. Want to enter via Twitter? Just tweet this: RT @PunkyMomsdotCom is Selling a PDF Mini Cookbook & Giving Away a Prize! | http://bit.ly/ab3xqX | #PunkyMoms #GiveAway

Info from the product page itself:

For the low low price of 1$ USD you will get one ticket, one PDF file and one chance to win a mystery box!

Your mystery box will come complete with… well, it’s a mystery! We can tell you the box is worth about 60$, it’s a large flat rate box, and it’s pretty well stuffed!

Your mini PDF cookbook was lovingly formatted with hand picked recipes from my personal collection. These recipes will not be in the final cookbook! This PDF is only being sold in conjection with the raffle.

Your 1$ will go towards printing fees for the full sized cookbook (so we don’t have to take preorders), hosting fees, license fees, new swag fees, pretty much everything we need to shell bucks out for, it’ll go towards that until we’ve squeezed every last cent from it.

So, for your hard earned 1$, you get a chance to win an awesome box of yum, and we get to offer more goodies! Everyone wins! I love when everyone wins.

After your purchase and after your payment has cleared (usually immediately) you will get a link to the downloadable PDF recipe mini book.

Because we cannot legally sell raffle tickets, we are selling this nifty cookbook. As a thank you for purchasing this cookbook, we will give you one entry into our raffle! Each entry will have a number that will be emailed to you. You can purchase as many copies of the cookbook as you want and will recieve that many entries into the raffle. We will draw one winning ticket for every 75$ we collect. Your number(s) will remain active until the end of the giveaways (so if we pick a number, and you don’t win, your ticket will stay in the box of tickets for the next drawing).